Nu stiu care din cele trei variante este mai adevarata, dar eu de cativa ani castig periodic la loto si sunt asaltat de fete singure si pline de bani. In sfarsit pot spune ca am si eu un beneficiu real de pe urma adresei mele de mail! Ramane doar sa si actionez, ca urmare a primei afirmatii din titlu.

Dar despre ce este vorba? Din cand in cand (la cateva zile distanta dar chiar si in aceeasi zi uneori), primesc pe mail (din pacate intra in rubrica de spam/junk si nu le vad imediat)mesaje care ma anunta fie ca am castigat la loteria din Marea Britanie nu stiu cate milioane de lire, fie ca am sansa sa intru in posesia unei uriase mosteniri din Africa de Sud… Sunt in culmea fericirii cand primesc aceste mesaje, pentru ca toate castigurile acestea puse impreuna ma fac pe mine cel mai bogat om din lume. Sa detaliez:

O domnisoara din Sudan ma anunta ca este singura si indurerata: tatal ei, om important in tara respectiva, a fost ucis impreuna cu mama ei. Chiar si asa, ea avea si o mama vitrega (probabil la cat de important si bogat era tatal ei, avea doua sotii!). Mama  ei vitrega si cu un unchi nemernic au pus mana pe averea tatalui ei si ei nu i-au dat nimic (stim cum pot fi mamele vitrege cu astfel de Cenusarese). Intamplator, ea a dat peste niste documente secrete ale tatalui ei, din care reiese ca acesta i-a lasat mostenire intr-un cont din Burkina Fasso vreo 4 milioane de dolari (care totusi nu pot face sa dispara durerea provocata de moartea lui). Asa ca normal, s-a dus la banca sa scoata banii. Dar exista o problema: nu poate sa scoata banii ca refugiat singur si pe drumuri: are nevoie sa se prezinte la banca alaturi de un domn respectabil, de incredere. Care sa o ajute sa-si urmeze studiile etc etc. Aici intervin eu, pentru ca pe mine m-a vazut foarte de incredere si respectabil (nu stiu exact unde).

Acum eu sunt in dilema… as vrea sa o ajut pe biata fata si normal ca nu mi-ar strica o parte din acei bani… dar nu ma pot hotari pe care din fetele care au aceeasi problema dar nume diferite sa o ajut mai intai? Sunt prea multe!

In plus, ma streseaza si gandul ca nu le-am raspuns celor de la loteria britanica! Am castigat si acolo 1 milion de lire sterline, pentru ca adresa mea de mail a fost aleasa castigatoare prin tragere la sorti din nu mai stiu cate zeci de mii de alte adrese de mail fura… gasite pe internet. Ce noroc chior pe mine! Cand ma intorc de la atelierul de alpinism din Macin neaparat sa ii contactez! Daca observa ca nu le raspund la timp, poate vor da acest premiu altcuiva… unuia care se grabeste sa le cada in pla… sa se duca la ei cu plasa laudata.

O singura neliniste am… mi-e teama ca domnisoara indurerata (oricare din ele) s-ar putea sa ma insele si cu alti domni respectabili gasiti pe internet. Daca in durerea ei nu mai gandeste limpede si se apuca si trimite acel mail si altora? Poate altor mii de oameni, sa-i creasca sansele de a gasi pe cineva amator de banii ei? Daca unul din ei este mult mai rapid de mana (dar incet de creier) decat mine si chiar ii raspunde? S-a dus casnicia mea plina de bani!! Ce ma fac?? Sunt sigur ca sunt pe internet multi, dar foarte multi oameni care sa vada adevarul din cuvintele ei si carora sa le apara semne de dolar in ochisori cand citesc mailul ei… Mai stii, poate era si draguta!

Pana ma hotarasc eu ce voi face,  trebuie sa am grija sa nu mai afle si altii de povestea ei, ca nu cumva sa mi-o ia inainte. Ups, am dat copy-paste la mailul respectiv si l-am postat aici… vai, nu, cum s-a intamplat? Acum vor avea toti sansa sa se imbogateasca peste noapte… Nu pot decat sa sper ca toti ceilalti care primesc astfel de mailuri stiu sa dea ”mark as phishing scam”, astfel incat eu sa fiu singurul idiot care castiga! Yuhuuu!

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Hi, please bear with me i am contacting you for obvious reason,
 
I am Miss Jenifer David Steven, 23 years old Girl Originated from Southern Sudan, and i really want to have a good relationship with you, i know this mail might come to you as a surprise because you don’t know me, but due to unsolicited nature of my situation here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso i decided to contact you for help, please bear with me, My late father was the Formal Deputy General Manager with CNPC Oil Company at Khartoum refinery in Southern Sudan and was killed alongside with my beloved mother during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house, and that was what sent me away from my country, you can read more about me Country in
 
(bbcnews.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6469857.stm)
 
After the death of my beloved father my wicked step mother along with my uncles team together and sold everything that my late father had and share the money within themselves, one faithful morning as i was cleaning my late father’s room i opened my father’s briefcase and i found some important documents which my late father use to deposit the sum of Four Million Two Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ($4.200,000) in Bank of African in Burkina Faso West Africa with my name, right now i am in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso to withdraw the money so that i can start a better life and take care of my younger brother,
 
But on my arrival to the Bank, the Branch manager whom i met in person told me that my status here in Burkina Faso can not allow me to clam the money as a refugee, but he advice me to look for a honest and reliable person that will represent me as my trustee so that the will release the money to me, Actually in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me withdraw these money and invest it over to his Country  i have chosen to contact you after my prayers and i believe you will not try to cheat me but rather take me as your own people.
 
Though you may wonder why i am so soon giving in to you without seeing you, well i will say that my instincts still tells me that you could be true to me, Briefly, I will like to disclose much to you if you will help me to relocate to your country with the substance that i inherited from my parent which i will like to invest in your country into any lucrative business venture which you are to advise and execute seeing that i have no business experience for now.
 
However, I shall forward to you the necessary deposit information and the Bank account information on confirming your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund, as you manage the money in any investment, and i will like to complete my studies which is the most important thing to me, as i was in my fist year in the university, when the crisis started and It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital investment, this is the reason why i decided to contact you, please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
 
As soon as i receive your positive response showing your interest i will put things into action, in the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction, awaiting your urgent and positive response, Please do keep this only to your self, i beg you not to disclose it till i come over because of enemies, i will send you my picture in my next email, with due respect, i am pleading that you help me, i am giving all this detailed information with every transparency believing that you will have a clear picture of the base of help i need from you

I hope to hear from you soon, May truth and love be the guiding word in my refuge,
 
Regard Love
 
Miss Jenifer David Steven